Bobby "Leadfoot" Couslicek, star of those great Washington Generals teams of the early days of the NBA, has sounded the alarm on what he sees as a dangerous trend...

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Short, White Former Star Says Really Tall Black Guys Might Irreversibly Change NBA Game

Bobby "Leadfoot" Couslicek, star of those great Washington Generals teams of the early days of the NBA, has sounded the alarm on what he...

Jesus to Delay Return Due to Ungodly-High Gas Prices

THE VILLAGES, FL -- Despite the usual signs and the insistence of End Times theologians, Jesus of Nazareth indicated today that He will not,...

Air Force Seeks $500 Billion Appropriation to Improve Drones by Adding Onboard Crew

WASHINGTON, DC -- In testimony yesterday before the Senate Armed Services committee, Chief of Staff Lt. Gen. Burleigh "Buster" Holeflapp detailed the sort of...

Madonna’s Explicit NFT Inspires Other Celeb Cryptocurrency

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA -- Madonna has entered the world of personalized, non-fungible tokens (NFT) -- or cryptocurrency -- with a splash. She has joined...

Japanese Pixelated Porn Blamed for Population Decline Cited in Musk Tweet

TOKYO, JAPAN -- An ongoing decline in Japan's population was spotlighted by an alarmist Elon Musk tweet today. Tesla CEO Musk, in typically provocative...