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Fed to Raise Rates, Soften Increase by Offering Free Oil Changes

The Federal Open Market Committee of the Federal Reserve Board is set to announce short-term policy at its quarterly meeting tomorrow, but the Post-Industrial...

Trump Insists Alleged Nazi Symbol on CPAC Stage is All About Love and Jesus, and Shows Proof

ORLANDO, FL -- Ex-President Donald Trump, about to speak at the annual CPAC conference of conservative movers and shakers, was quick to address recent...

Chinese-Americans to Be Sent to Internment Camps

MANZANAR NATIONAL HISTORIC SITE, CA -- In a move cited by the Trump administration as "painful but necessary," the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA)...

Hookers Returning to Pristine, Nearly-Empty Times Square

NEW YORK, NY -- Much as the dolphins have returned to the canals of Venice, the human quarantines necessitated by the Coronavirus pandemic have...

Trump Threatens Fictitious “Dystopia” with “Total Annihilation”

WASHINGTON, DC -- President Donald Trump today threatened the "total annihilation" of the nation of Dystopia if they didn't cease what he described as...

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